May 2013
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April 2013
2 posts
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“A lot of women go through a shoplifting phase.”
– Lily Aldrin
March 2013
4 posts
February 2013
3 posts
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January 2013
14 posts
I was a normal fan. Then I found Tumblr.
myterrortwinandi:
rizelita:
ME
“Lebenslangerschicksalsschatz is not something that develops all the time. It is...”
– How I Met Your Mother (via allkindsofquotes)
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“I’m tired of waiting.”
– Ted Mosby
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“Who knew being in a heterosexual relationship could turn a man so gay?”
– Barney Stinson
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Ted: I'd say you're not a real New Yorker until you've stolen a cab from someone who needs it more than you do.
Lily: No, you're not a New Yorker until you've cried on the subway and not given a damn what anyone thinks.
Marshall: No, you're not a real New Yorker until you've killed a cockroach with your bare hand.
December 2012
8 posts
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Barney's Video Resume →
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“I’m scared of how much I like you.”
– Robin Scherbatsky
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Ted: Oh, guess who I ran into [at the Architect's Ball]. A girl from my past. Any guesses?
Lily: Stella.
Barney: Zoey.
Marshall: Karen?
Lily: The girl who beat you up.
Barney: The girl who ruined a photo with Slash!
Marshall: The girl who made you get the butterfly tattoo?
Ted: You make it sound like I dated a series of Stieg Larsson novels.
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“She’s a keeper. Just keep her somewhere else.”
– Robin Scherbatsky
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November 2012
12 posts
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“Moist.”
– Barney Stinson
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Happy Slapsgiving, everyone!
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Old King Clancy
Ted: After he proposed a vocational paradigm shift, I made an impromptu presentation using a four-prong approach which really brought him to his knees.
Barney: You hit him with a chair?
Ted: Yep.
Barney: Good man!
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The Possimpible
Lily: Wow. You had more fans than I thought.
Ted: And only about 60 percent of them are prison inmates.
Robin: What are these guys thinking? I am way past my “dating prisoners” phase. I mean, hello, I’m not 19 anymore.
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Not Moby
Ted: You're not... Moby, are you?
Not Moby: Who?
Ted: The recording artist, Moby.
Not Moby: Oh, no.
Ted: Then why, when we said "Hey, Moby" did you come over here?
Not Moby: Oh, I thought you said Tony.
Ted: So your name's Tony?
Not Moby: No.
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“I’m bored… Let’s go dancing! Ooooh, let’s rob a liquor...”
– Lily Aldrin
October 2012
44 posts
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“A lie is just a great story someone ruined with the truth.”
– Barney Stinson
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“NOBODY ASKED YOU, PATRICE!!!!”
– Robin Scherbatsky
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Ted: I'd say you're not a real New Yorker until you've stolen a cab from someone who needs it more than you do.
Lily: No, you're not a New Yorker until you've cried on the subway and not given a damn what anyone thinks.
Marshall: No, you're not a real New Yorker until you've killed a cockroach with your bare hand.
